Men are simple. Our mind follows a straight trajectory and we pretty much live in a black or white world. It’s our women whose emotions have shades of a rainbow; which, honestly, freak us out.
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Men aren’t mind readers
Don’t expect your man to read your mind. Unless you say it, we won’t know it. You like that dress, but say you don’t want us to buy that for you, we’ll probably think you really don’t want it.
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Don’t expect your man to read your mind. Unless you say it, we won’t know it. You like that dress, but say you don’t want us to buy that for you, we’ll probably think you really don’t want it.
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Crying is blackmailing
Yes, of the simplest and most straightforward form. We don’t shy away from bloodshed and guns, but if there’s something that seriously takes our case, that’s tears in our sweetie’s eyes. And this is a weakness our girlfriends have come to exploit well by now.
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Yes, of the simplest and most straightforward form. We don’t shy away from bloodshed and guns, but if there’s something that seriously takes our case, that’s tears in our sweetie’s eyes. And this is a weakness our girlfriends have come to exploit well by now.
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Men Don’t Get Hints
Be it subtle, strong or obvious. We don’t get any of your hints. Just say what you want. Don’t want us to speak to that hottie, admit it!
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Be it subtle, strong or obvious. We don’t get any of your hints. Just say what you want. Don’t want us to speak to that hottie, admit it!
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We Can Answer Your Questions With a Simple Yes Or No
My girlfriend has the annoying habit of asking me a lot of questions. She will often ask me if I love her, or if I have stopped loving her, or any other ways in which this question can be twisted and turned. When answered with a simple Yes or No, however, she doesn’t get satisfied. What she wants is a love-proclaiming monologue from my side, which obviously, results in bitter disappointment later.
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My girlfriend has the annoying habit of asking me a lot of questions. She will often ask me if I love her, or if I have stopped loving her, or any other ways in which this question can be twisted and turned. When answered with a simple Yes or No, however, she doesn’t get satisfied. What she wants is a love-proclaiming monologue from my side, which obviously, results in bitter disappointment later.
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Come to us with a problem only if you want a solution. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
If you tell us your boss is a bitch, we will ask you to confront her. We won’t sympathize with you, cause’ that’s just not us!
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If you tell us your boss is a bitch, we will ask you to confront her. We won’t sympathize with you, cause’ that’s just not us!
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Whatever happened in a fight is long gone. We hate it when you bring it up even after 6 months
Women have a dirty habit of bringing back things said from a fight even after it’s long gone, whereas men forget a fight in just over a week. We hate it when you rub old wounds and bring back things we said/did. If you want us to not feel negative about our relationship, please stop doing that.
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Women have a dirty habit of bringing back things said from a fight even after it’s long gone, whereas men forget a fight in just over a week. We hate it when you rub old wounds and bring back things we said/did. If you want us to not feel negative about our relationship, please stop doing that.
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Don’t fight with us over a toilet seat. If you don’t like it up, simply put it down
I mean, what’s the fuss over a toilet seat anyway? If you don’t like the seat up, just put it down. We don’t say anything to you when you leave it down, then why must you?
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I mean, what’s the fuss over a toilet seat anyway? If you don’t like the seat up, just put it down. We don’t say anything to you when you leave it down, then why must you?
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If we said something that can be interpreted in two ways, one of which can make you angry, we meant the other one
We don’t understand how you choose to always take the wrong meaning when we mean something else. God, you’ll make us mad someday, women!
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We don’t understand how you choose to always take the wrong meaning when we mean something else. God, you’ll make us mad someday, women!
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We don’t understand why you go shopping every week
We honestly think you have TOO MANY shoes and dresses. Besides, shopping is to be done with your girlies, no?
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We honestly think you have TOO MANY shoes and dresses. Besides, shopping is to be done with your girlies, no?
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If you are asking us whether you look fat, you most probably do
Why make us the villains by asking?
By Shaurya Thakur
Why make us the villains by asking?
By Shaurya Thakur
